Is This Whole Grain Gluten Free?
catgotyoururl:

I know this is from the onion but I honestly don’t even doubt it

catgotyoururl:

I know this is from the onion but I honestly don’t even doubt it

ugh:

versacesquad:

where is his oscar

i’m screaming

feministprinc3ss:

when men speak in women’s studies/lit/history classes

feministprinc3ss:

when men speak in women’s studies/lit/history classes

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the Day is: Anything!

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the Day is: Anything!

maliks-butt:

awholelottaono:

This is fucking better water bending than the entire last air bender movie

#me taking a shower is better waterbending than the last airbender movie

honchcrow:

pikachu bout to get lit the fuck up

honchcrow:

pikachu bout to get lit the fuck up

If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness.
A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner  (via exam)

Love me some flowers

negritaaa:

TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives?

Me: *points to crotch* u mean this bomb pussy?

TSA: why do u always do this?