I Fought The Law

sarcastic-snowflake:

why are college and university textbooks so expensive, i could have bought four dogs instead of the textbooks i bought for this semester. and thats just sad. because now i’m broke, i have readings to do, and i don’t have four dogs. 

huntersonahotelbed:

oh my fucking god

so i’m reading this harry potter fic

and every now and then there are words like “arseented” and “marseaging” and “arseistance” and i was trying to figure out what the hell is going on

finally i got to the word “parse” and figured it out

they’re american so after they wrote it they did a find and replace to change every “ass” to “arse”

i can’t stop laughing omg

dulect:

yeah, I guess you could say i’m a model

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babyferaligator:

rehabbed:

when people like and reblog your selfie (¬‿¬)

and tell you youre hot in the tags (¬‿¬)

awkward-lee:

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Blaine proposing to Disney Princesses plus Gaston

spodermen:

If you reblog my selfie I will consider you a personal friend and will give you front seats at my wedding and also I won’t have you politically assassinated when I take over the world

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kuueater:

MY ULTIMATE CREATION

my-pocket-universe:

adamnsight:

Have you ever seen brown eyes in the sun? You don’t always notice it at first but you’ll see that ‘brown’ no longer describes them. They melt into golden rays, circling an eclipse. There’s nothing boring about brown eyes, not even when the later hours encroach; they just turn into a sunset of their own. 

I never liked my brown eyes but this is so beautiful and it changed everything

enemaroberts:

her presence just gets dads attention 

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beyonco:

this is the only picture on my phone

knoodler:

when the manga gets an anime and the anime gets a reboot and you get to watch your favorite character die three different times